Books The Social Climber's Bible: A Book of Manners, Practical Tips, and Spiritual Advice for the Upwardly Mobile  by Dirk Wittenborn (Author), Jazz Johnson (Author)

"The Social Climber's Bible: A Book of Manners, Practical Tips, and Spiritual Advice for the Upwardly Mobile" by Dirk Wittenborn and Jazz Johnson is a satirical yet insightful guide on navigating social ladders and elite circles with style and savvy.

Key elements of the book include:

Teaching the art of social climbing in various settings such as gallery openings, cocktail parties, and even funerals.

Practical advice on how to improve your social intelligence and identify influential people like "Big Fish," "Whale," "Turtle," and "Unicorn" for strategic networking.

Discussing social climbing within families and handling complex dynamics related to sex, dating, marriage, and love.

Offering a blend of humor, candid observations, and spiritual wisdm to encourage readers to rethink social climbing as a positive, strategic endeavor rather than a shameful one.

Encouraging readers to see social climbing as giving successful people a chance to recognize their unique value and worthiness of friendship and support.

The tone is elegantly blunt and honest with a balance of satire and genuine advice, reshaping social climbing into an art of meaningful connection and upward mobility.